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Power up your talk with humor, content and confidence!
Give the toast, speech, or business presentation of your life. Rog will power up your words, thoughts and ideas with original
humor and strong, clear text. Rog can also show you how to deliver so you sound confident, convincing and ... FUNNY! Whether
you are giving a technical work presentation, a sales pitch, a wedding toast or a retirement speech, speech writer and humor
expert Rog will help ensure your talk is excitingly powerful and memorable.
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You're guaranteed a winning talk
Don't take the chance of boring your audience or worse, giving a speech they've heard before. Rog is quick and affordable.
Best of all he guarantees you'll like what he creates! You can't lose... Why settle for a pretty good talk when you can give
a great one!
Without Humor... Your Web Site Is a Joke.
Why are the year's best ads always those that use humor?
Why are the best known speakers those who know how to use humor?
Why is the #1 quality people look for in a mate or friend... humor?
Humor adds warmth, personality and appeal.
Humor convinces, sells and satisfies!
So why doesn't every web site use humor?
Because it's hard to do. After all, you can fake being serious but you can't fake being funny. And the wrong humor is
worst than no humor at all.
I will create for your web site the perfect funny line, slogan, humorous pitch or self-deprecating warmth... whatever
is called for.
You'll be amazed at the difference in response a couple of funny lines can make!
I have fifteen years experience as a custom humor writer, creating just the right touch of levity to match the look, personality
and goal of my clients. Best of all my rates are so reasonable... You'll think it's a joke.
Call or email today and I'll explain what I can do for you!
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Here's what Rog's clients are saying . . .
"I called Rog twenty minutes before I had to give a toast at my best friend's formal birthday party. It was a total "Hail
Mary." I didn't think I had a chance in hell. On the spot Rog created three minutes of very funny personalized material
that was totally appropriate for the audience. He also gave me some great tips on how to deliver it... One of which was to
wait until after my talk to celebrate. I killed! Rog saved the night for me." S.C. - Washington, DC
"Rog, I'm going to send you a video of my talk. (OK, your talk... but I'm never telling) It was a great wedding reception
and everyone said my toast was the highlight! That's how good it went. People are still talking and laughing! I definitely
couldn't have done it without you.
Thanks." - J.W., Denver, CO
"Rog, I was concerned as a comedian your humor might not be right for the workplace. You totally know what you're
doing. You nailed it for me and now I have a great talk. I love the results I'm getting and of course the laughs too."
- BB, NYC, NY
"Excellent job Rog. You delivered... and so did I. I look forward to working with you again soon." - Pastor
Craig Johnson, Mt Olivet Lutheran Church, Mpls MN
"I was the worst sales reps at my company. Now I'm number one. My customers are laughing and so am I. All the way
to the bank! I feel like I should come by and give you a monthly tithing." S. Helmick, Greensboro, NC (Susan, don't
be silly. No need to to that. Just drop it in the mail.)
"Rog ... Thank you for teaching the secrets of being funny. Now I like myself better and my family does too!"
- Howard Jeffries, VP Education/Toastmasters USA
919.363.0999
info@rogbates.com
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